Posted by
Rogue Historian on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 11:29:19 AM
In the Party's first move for '08, Hillary Clinton has coerced the National Weather Service into renaming Katrina, Whitey. Agitated by queries (from an emaciated freelance journalist) about Bush's unprecedented faith in a black woman, Hillary pointed to the failures of the Bush Administration in New Orleans a year ago. Tears running down her cheeks, Ms. Clinton advocated a new program of "Affirmative Disaster Action."
"The repercussions of Whitey will remain in the souls of black folk for the next 100 years," Clinton remonstrated. "The President dissed the South. The Bush Plantation is back in business. Jefferson Davis's Court ignored the warning signs- Massa Roberts brought out the whip, etc., etc.,"
Ms. Clinton demonstrated her amazing alacrity with grievance vernacular as she strung about thirty references to white oppression together. Clinton, herself the very rich wife of a probable rapist, registered nothing but the deepest, most sincere concern as she ended the conference by leading members of the media in a Negro Spiritual:
"Whitey tryin' to kill us....amen."